Things to do (part 2)

Happy Friday everyone. My last post of trying something new this year was so well received that I thought I would add a few more suggestions:

Pretend I’m in a desert and crawl in the sand on my belly screaming WATER! WATER!

Go skydiving and push the pilot out of the plane before he pushes me

Wear a Tiger Woods mask when I play Miniature golf

Set the Ocean City Life Saving museum on fire than save it

Wave at the waves

Sneak up on the life guard and blow my whistle

Buy a beach chair bigger than the life guards

Bring apples and carrots for the horses at Trimpers

Open up a ketchup stand next to Thrashers

Put salt in my beer

Put beer in my salt

Go to Jolly Rogers and act real grumpy and mean and tell everyone I’m Jolly Roger go to hell!

Go to Seacrets and “tell everyone”

Get a job at Kite Loft and when the boss tells me to do something I’d tell him go fly a kite

Ask the owner of Antipasti why is he against it?

Order a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich

Order a dozen clams on a half shell and when they bring it refuse it because its on 12 half shells not 1

Ask people to put suntan lotion on my hands

Bring my telescope to the beach and ask people if they want a telescope picture

Use a metal detector in the hotel lobby

Request the check when waiting in line to be seated at a restaurant

Ask what crab balls are than act embarrassed when the waitress tells me

Go to Bull on the Beach and ask them if it’s a vegetarian restaurant

Get on a water slide starting from the bottom

Order a large Dippin Dots and count them before I leave the store

Tell Polish jokes at Pollock Johnny’s

Request a maid named It, put sunglasses on her and have It maid in the shade

Ask the hotel manager if pets are allowed. When they say no, pet the manager anyway!

Bring a dermatologist to help me play Wack A Mole

Go on the kiddy boat ride and sing theme from Love Boat

Get on the boardwalk tram and raise my hand to get off before it starts

Play teacher and every time someone raises their hand on the boardwalk tram to get off I’m going to ask them yes what is your question?

Going to introduce my self to everyone on the boardwalk and try to remember their names

Going to take pictures of Korean people before they take mine

Going to take pictures at Ocean Gallery. (pay for them 1st)

Buy a Trimpers all day wrist band pass and see if it works at Harrison’s

Ask a police officer to hold my beer while I pee in the Ocean

Going to pee on a police officer while he’s holding my beer!

Going to make my own Sundae on a Thursday

Going to buy 2 chicken wings from Daytons with a $10.00 bill and see if I get any change

Going to open a candy store next to candy Kitchen that sells just cinnamon candies and call it Hells Kitchen!

Well I%26#39;ll keep you posted on the ones I tried and you all be sure to do the same lol

Have a great weekend and remember to make an Ocean City Memory You Won%26#39;t Forget!

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Things to do (part 2)

HA! HA!

These were even funnier than the first set!

Things to do (part 2)

';Ask a police officer to hold my beer while I pee in the Ocean';

My Favorite line.

may I add: Go to Phillips%26#39; and ask for a turkey sandwhich.

Tfunky going to try that lol

Mink what was your favorite on part 2 and which ones have you tried already? lol

oh my GOSH these were way better than the first set! LOL!! When will you be there?! I want to meet you on the Boardwalk and then we%26#39;ll see if you remember my name.. If you do, I%26#39;ll hold your beer... though I%26#39;m not a cop so this won%26#39;t be as funny.